Ha, just fucking kidding, I got bored while waiting on a client and decided to open this up for shits and giggles. (Humans might be assholes, but damn I love that expression!)
So yeah. What the title says. Ask me shit.
- 1: Full name
- 2: Zodiac sign
- 3: 3 Fears
- 4: 3 things I love
- 5: 4 turns on
- 6: 4 turns off
- 7: My best friend
- 8: Sexual orientation
- 9: My best first date
- 10: How tall am I
- 11: What do I miss
- 12: What time were I born
- 13: Favourite color
- 14: Do I have a crush
- 15: Favourite quote
- 16: Favourite place
- 17: Favourite food
- 18: Do I use sarcasm
- 19: What am I listening to right now
- 20: First thing I notice in new person
- 21: Shoe size
- 22: Eye color
- 23: Hair color
- 24: Favourite style of clothing
- 25: Ever done a prank call?
- 26: What colour of underwear I'm wearing now?
- 27: Meaning behind my URL
- 28: Favourite movie
- 29: Favourite song
- 30: Favourite band
- 31: How I feel right now
- 32: Someone I love
- 33: My current relationship status
- 34: My relationship with my parents
- 35: Favourite holiday
- 36: Tattoos and piercing i have
- 37: Tattoos and piercing i want
- 38: The reason I joined Tumblr
- 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
- 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
- 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
- 42: When did I last hold hands?
- 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
- 44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days?
- 45: Where am I right now?
- 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
- 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
- 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
- 49: Am I excited for anything?
- 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
- 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
- 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
- 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
- 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
- 55: What is something I disliked about today?
- 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
- 57: What do I think about most?
- 58: What’s my strangest talent?
- 59: Do I have any strange phobias?
- 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
- 61: What was the last lie I told?
- 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
- 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
- 64: Do I believe in magic?
- 65: Do I believe in luck?
- 66: What's the weather like right now?
- 67: What was the last book I've read?
- 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
- 69: Do I have any nicknames?
- 70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
- 71: Do I spend money or save it?
- 72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
- 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
- 74: Favourite animal?
- 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
- 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
- 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
- 78: How can you win my heart?
- 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
- 80: What is my favorite word?
- 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
- 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
- 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
- 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
- 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
- 86: What is my current desktop picture?
- 87: Had sex?
- 88: Bought condoms?
- 89: Gotten pregnant?
- 90: Failed a class?
- 91: Kissed a boy?
- 92: Kissed a girl?
- 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
- 94: Had job?
- 95: Left the house without my wallet?
- 96: Bullied someone on the internet?
- 97: Had sex in public?
- 98: Played on a sports team?
- 99: Smoked weed?
- 100: Did drugs?
- 101: Smoked cigarettes?
- 102: Drank alcohol?
- 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
- 104: Been overweight?
- 105: Been underweight?
- 106: Been to a wedding?
- 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
- 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
- 109: Been outside my home country?
- 110: Gotten my heart broken?
- 111: Been to a professional sports game?
- 112: Broken a bone?
- 113: Cut myself?
- 114: Been to prom?
- 115: Been in airplane?
- 116: Fly by helicopter?
- 117: What concerts have I been to?
- 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
- 119: Learned another language?
- 120: Wore make up?
- 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
- 122: Had oral sex?
- 123: Dyed my hair?
- 124: Voted in a presidential election?
- 125: Rode in an ambulance?
- 126: Had a surgery?
- 127: Met someone famous?
- 128: Stalked someone on a social network?
- 129: Peed outside?
- 130: Been fishing?
- 131: Helped with charity?
- 132: Been rejected by a crush?
- 133: Broken a mirror?
- 134: What do I want for birthday?
- 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
- 136: Was I named after anyone?
- 137: Do I like my handwriting?
- 138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
- 139: Favourite Tv Show?
- 140: Where do I want to live when older?
- 141: Play any musical instrument?
- 142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
- 143: Favourite pizza toping?
- 144: Am I afraid of the dark?
- 145: Am I afraid of heights?
- 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
- 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
- 148: What I'm really bad at
- 149: What my greatest achievments are
- 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
- 151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery
- 152: What do I like about myself
- 153: My closest Tumblr friend
- 154: Something I fantasise about
- 155: Any question you'd like
2nd March 2012
Reblogged From creamsiclesquid
Notes: 124420
Humans, this thing.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Okay I actually had way more fun with this than I’d like to admit
So apparently this blog is more popular than I thought it’d be… though I guess that isn’t surprising, considering how amazing I am.
As you can probably tell, I’ve been really bad about updating though.
I know you guys want to see more of me all the time, but I’m a busy woman, you know? I’ve got shit to do, things to take care of. Very important things.
All that said, I’m gonna try and update by next week, and see if I can keep these answers flowing a little more regularly. So keep sending those asks in, I fuckin’ love ‘em!
Okay, so green… means you would date me.
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Excuse me
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Sorry, I don’t “date” people. That shit’s lame.
I appreciate the thought, though. I know it’s hard to resist someone so fine as myself. <3
Oh yeah, I was supposed to respond to these… uh.
So blue means you want to get to know me better? Lol, just read my blog then. That’s likely as close as you’re gonna get.
Haha alright, anon, it seems you’ve thrown several questions at me, so… sorry, no picture to go with this one.
Also, I don’t have a Bi, whatever that is, but I’m assuming you meant “you’re bisexual”, so…
Hard to say what draws me to a person, if I’m being honest. (Which I always am, of course. Turian honor and whatnot.)
I do love people who have a certain.. intensity about them, if that makes sense. I also have a profound respect for people who don’t give a fuck, who don’t feel obligated to play by the rules and can think for themselves. I can’t fucking stand goody shoe wearers(or whatever the hell humans call it) or spineless people. If you’re the type who does whatever the hell they want because they can, I can respect that. I can respect it a lot.
For friendship? Buy me a drink, or five, and I’ll be your buddy for the rest of the evening! Plus the shit I mentioned earlier. I’m an easy gal to please.
Sexually(Haha yeah, sorry, I don’t have “lovers”)… Someone attractive, definitely. I don’t bump uglies with uglies. I like people who are in shape, people who look- and are- powerful. I’m also admittedly a sucker for toned muscles, nice hips, and pretty eyes. Species and gender don’t really matter to me- within limits, you’re not going to catch me fucking say… an elcor, or a human or something- though I’ve noticed I gravitate towards asari. (Then again, who doesn’t?)
The main thing, though, is that they know to leave me the hell alone afterwards. Unless they were really good in bed and it’s time to go for round two. I generally don’t do the whole relationships thing. Too constraining and takes all the fun out of things. Bleh. Why people want to muck up perfectly good meaningless sex with… emotions and feelings and shit, I’ll never know. But yeah.
Business-wise? Uh, as long as I get paid and they don’t attempt to screw me over or try to dictate every little thing that I do, I’m good. Creds are creds, for the most part I really don’t give a fuck who it’s from. Just point me in the right direction, give me my money, and go about your business.
So there you have it. These are the type of people I’m drawn too. Well, more the kind of people I like, but whatever fuck you it’s my blog I do whatever the hell I want. That was tedious and unnecessarily long and I’m going to chill out and have a damn drink now.
Well, here’s one nude, anyway.
Censored because I do have SOME form of class. Also it might be too sexy for your average or uglier person to handle.
So apparently there is this thing called ‘TMI Tuesday’… stands for too much information Tuesday I believe. You’re supposed to answer questions that are taboo or whatever, if I’m reading right.
Though I think everyday is TMI Tuesday on this blog, considering I don’t give a shit what people think of me…
Maybe it’ll make you guys braver?
So tell me, followers, non-followers:
What would you like to know about me that you normally wouldn’t ask? Make it as taboo, as raunchy, as personal as you want. Ask me ANYTHING.
I do not give a single fuck, I will answer the shit out of it, no matter what. I might even be nice about it.
Maybe.
Red - I love you.
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Peach - I miss you.
Blue - I want to get to know you.
Purple - You’re hot.
Brown - I would f*** you.
Green - I would date you.
Black - I hate you.
White - Delete your tumblr.
Violet - Go die.I’m curious.
(Source: kushandtits)
Hell yeah you can sit in my pocket